In the fall I will to attend Cleveland State University majoring in International Business. I will also take online courses. During the second semester Im going to become a Marine Reservist. Anyways, Im getting an apartment in downtown Cleveland. I plan on throwing some exclusive parties there. Here are some exclusive themes I have developed. Oh yeah, this is some real stuff by the way. It'll give you people in the Ohio area something to do.

Underwear party- Guys wear tighty whities and females wear thongs and bras. (I'm pretty sure out of shape people won't want to be there) ($10.00) Admission. All you can drink. We can buy kegs or liquor it's all up to you! Oh yeah we would like to keep the male to female ratio 5:1. (This has worked in the past, trust me.) So if you're a dude, you MUST bring 5 females. If you bring a friend , he must bring an EXTRA 5 females. If you can't find 5 females, you don't deserve to be there, kids.

Mitchapalooza- Just a shit load of Kegs, a shit load of people. Doesn't matter if your a dude, girl or whatever. 20.00 admission. I want some local big name Cleveland cool guys there if you know what I mean. It'll be on top of the building where the fuckin pool is.

Any other ideas, MAKE SURE YOU TELL ME!

Checkers, Art, Tattoos, Football, Lifting Weights, PARTIES and ALCOHOL!